I bought an 11"
Toshiba laptop yesterday. Before I start, I just want to say it's a beautiful machine, and I'll probably get a decent amount of use out of it. It just happens to be plagued with the usual windows OEM issues. The thing is borderline netbook, but I figured I'd want something smaller and less distracting to take to my classes this year. My Macbook Pro is just too much of a pleasure to use. The hypothesis was that if I get some windows laptop that I won't want to use, I'll spend less time in front of the screen right? I'm having second thoughts already.
I've always inherently known that the reason I love macs is not because of anything that macs or PCs brag about in their advertising or on their boxes. It was always about all the little things that people don't mention, and end up taking for granted. The problem was of course that all the usual annoyances of computers disappear when you get a mac, and it's a lot harder to pinpoint what exactly got better when it's gone. Sure enough, it took switching to a PC for me to start noticing them again. So over these next couple of days, I'm going to list all the (lack of) little annoyances I took for granted as a mac owner and now have to deal with.
Stickers
I think I removed about 6 total all covering the palm rests, not to mention one that covered the entire right side. Apparently PC users consider paper and adhesive adequate safety padding for their wrists... to prevent carpal tunnel?
Holy BLOATware
WildTangent Games. Amazon Links. Skype Launcher. And an oversensitive vibration sensor that locks up your computer for safety anytime it moves. I'm serious, they have an app that launches Skype for you. After about 30 pop-ups and seeing the enormous Add/Remove Programs list, I just reformatted the machine and called it a day.
The fan
Holy shit this thing is loud. I forgot how much apple designed for quiet fans, which of course comes at the consequence of heat, but I'll take that over this turbine on my desk at any day. I'll have to go invest in some paper weights.
The Power Cord
I have yet to see a single well designed power cord in the laptop category. There are some phone manufacturers that are at least trying newer nicer things, but c'mon guys. It's not just looks either, Toshiba was nice enough to supply a really long cord with this one, but the retention system provided is some ghetto velcro strap. I might as well bring my own rubber bands with me.
The Touchpad
If you've never used a newer mac, you'll never understand. Mac touchpads are
amazing. Why do you think they're selling
a standalone version for $70? The jerky, non-multitouch versions on other computers are lightyears behind. You can argue that "technically" they have multitouch, but just go use an apple one, seriously.
(No) Smooth Scrolling
Why does it all have to jump all the time? Can't you just make it universal across the operating system?
The Keyboard
The Toshiba is 11.6", my iBook is 12.1" (I think?), but these are diagonal lengths. When it comes to actual width, the two are actually almost identical, the Toshiba is just shorter. Yet somehow, apple manages to fit a full sized keyboard on the iBook, yet Toshiba puts in this wannabe chiclet supposedly full-size but not actually keyboard. Most of the keys are "full size", yet the entire left edge of modifier keys looks like they've been through a guillotine paper-cutter. Most frustratingly the Tab key, usually 1.5x the width of a normal key is half the size of a tiny chiclet key. Do you have any idea how people alt+tab?
Function Buttons
Whoever came up with "multimedia keyboards" should die a painful death. I don't need keys to sleep, hibernate, zoom in and out, go home, go to the internet, open the music player, etc. Good thing this thing doesnt include media buttons for play/pause/next because I don't want to use Windows Media Player anyway.
Windows. This section deserves a list on it's own.
Upon first launch....
Windows Media Player: Please set me up! No I just want you to play a video, GTFO of my way
Internet Explorer 8: Please set me up! Just get me to the f'in internet, I don't care about your features that every other browser had 3 years ago and were better back then than yours are now.
Wifi: What kind of network are you connected to Home? Work? Does it fucking matter?
Updates: Oh wait, you can't install me until you install some other ones, then restart, then you'll have to restart again after you install me. Oh and downloading takes about an hour but if you don't come back to click OK at the right times I'll just sit here and wait forever for you with my glossy-Aero-themed-puppy-eyes.
Notifications: You have no antivirus, and once you install it, it won't be updated within the first 5 seconds, so we'll give you a few popups for that, and turn on windows defender so you can have multiple apps protect you from adware, but of course it doesn't protect you from the bullshit that came with your computer in the first place.
Activation: Calling in to that automated voice just to tell it that you've only installed windows on one computer with the voice commands while it reads numbers back to you painfully slowly just because you wanted a fresh install of windows without any bullshit that the OEM put on it. I'm going to buy a cake and celebrate the day someone murders that windows activation voice/lady.
In conclusion:
I'm scared. I originally bought this computer so I could get stuff done on the go, and hope that the sheer dislike of being on windows or linux would make sure I stay on it as little as possible. Now I'm starting to see where I was wrong. I will probably spend more time configuring, tweaking, updating, debugging, all the problems and annoyances I run into while I'm using it that I will forget to be productive; which is why I switched to a mac in the first place.
Anyone want to buy an ultraportable laptop/netbook?
Sent from my iBook.